Sean and Paul consider releasing a classified memo about Impolitic’s secret financing by lizard-people overlords (it’s still more meaningful than Devin Nunes’s memo). Paul compares Donald Trump to George Wallace on his rhetorical use of black unemployment rates to defend against charges of racism. Sean discovers the verbosity of George Will in a fundraising letter. After a quick update from a listener on our sponsor, our untenured radicals then play a “fun” game of “Match-the-Nativist-Quote,” you know, that game that children have played for generations alongside hopscotch and Pokemon. Finally, socialist and civil libertarian Glenn Greenwald falls prey to the original sin of the ideologue: the failure to hold contradictory ideas in one’s head simultaneously.